{"id":83,"date":"2007-11-21T22:47:16","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T21:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vandeleur.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/11\/21\/nerd-stuff\/"},"modified":"2007-12-22T10:39:48","modified_gmt":"2007-12-22T09:39:48","slug":"nerd-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"UNIX jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ik kwam zojuist op het net nog een paar leuke UNIX jokes tegen:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<img src='http:\/\/www.vandeleur.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/unix-sex.jpg' alt='UNIX Sex' \/><\/p>\n<p>$> cd \/pub<br \/>\n$> more beer<\/p>\n<p>$> make love<br \/>\nMake: Don&#8217;t know how to make love. Stop.<\/p>\n<p>$> * How would you describe Clinton<br \/>\n*: Ambiguous.<\/p>\n<p>$> got a light?<br \/>\nNo match.<\/p>\n<p>$> % [Where is Anthony?<br \/>\nMissing ].\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ik kwam zojuist op het net nog een paar leuke UNIX jokes tegen: $> cd \/pub $> more beer $> make love Make: Don&#8217;t know how to make love. Stop. $> * How would you describe Clinton *: Ambiguous. $> got a light? No match. $> % [Where is Anthony? Missing ]. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-default"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p39Dxf-1l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeroen.vandeleur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}